Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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