I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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