If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
Edward fifth and chaser hands
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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