you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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