So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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