It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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