i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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