oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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