all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
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