She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Of course I have a pirate flag
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Then you guys just all showered together...?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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