thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
return my video game
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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