i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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