There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
no you cant smoke seaweed
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Randomize
