Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Randomize
