Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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