he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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