glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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