My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
Randomize
