She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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