So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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