its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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