What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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