So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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