at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
I woke up on a futon with 2 stolen budwiesers in my purse, 5 extra bucks, a sucker stuck to my shoe, one sock, and a stolen copy of the zombie survival guide
please tell me this is not legit
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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