Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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