i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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