Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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