i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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