I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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