Banned from zoo.
Again?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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