I'm eating all of the evidence.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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