I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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