There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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