11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
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