two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize