i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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