im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
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