No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
did i walk over a car last night?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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