the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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