I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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