I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
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