piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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