they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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