Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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