I can feel you judging me through the phone.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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