All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
Randomize
