Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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