This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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