I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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