Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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