No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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