I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Boobs are out for the taking
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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