I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
It's shark week go big or go home
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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