Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
Randomize
