Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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